(DEC. 22 – JAN. 19)

Capricorns, consider yourselves warned. If youre anything like your ruling planet, Saturn, you are surrounded by excess gas and debris its time to clean out your drawers, clear off your desk and take canceled meetings out of your Outlook calendar. This clutter may be what has been causing a recent power struggle at work and at home. Please do not upset the moons by ignoring your instinct as a Capricorn to remain ambitious and disciplined. After all, the goat represents the business minds of the Zodiac. Your tenacity likely will bring new acronyms into your life, such as IPO, MBA or CEO. But dont forget to CYA some sects are known to sacrifice their goats!

Newton N. Minow

(Jan. 17, 1926)

Minow, appointed as chairman of the FCC by John F. Kennedy, is best known for his Vast Wasteland speech given to the National Association of Broadcasters in 1961. Minow was known to be one of the most controversial FCC officials, and it is even said that the S.S. Minnow of the 1960s TV show Gilligans Island was named for him as an expression of the producers disagreement with Minows stance on the quality of television programming.

Optimum Cash Flow Days: Jan. 3, 10, 11
Premium Selling Days: Jan. 6, 16
Best Day to Attempt Market Monopolization: Jan. 18

Planetary Prediction: You will receive 47 billion e-mails this month 3, 352 of which will arrive in your inbox the first Monday after you read this.

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